THE STORM REPORT!! TOP 5 NICEST CASTERS ON THE BIG VL

SO MUCH IS WRITTEN AND TALKED ABOUT THE SHITTY,ASSHOLE CASTERS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE THE NICE CASTERS SOME RECOGNITION. NUMBER 5 IS JON DAVID SPOONHIM, YES HES ARROGENT AND A MR KNOW IT ALL,BUT AT LEAST HES FAIR AND TRIES TO GIVE THE GUEST THE BENEFIT  OF A DOUBT. NUMBER 4 IS FRANK TAYLOR, EVEN WHEN HE ARGUES WITH HIS CHATTERS HES NICE.NUMBER 3 IS IRISH SPRING, AFTER SHE GUGGLES A BOTTLE OF BEER AND TAKES A COUPLE OF DRAGS OFF HER CIGGY, SHE STILL COMES UP SMILING.COMMING IN AT NUMBER 2 IS MUSHROOM, EVEN AFTER TRYING TO SELL HER PANTIES ONLINE, I FEEL  DIRTY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.  AND THE NUMBER 1 NICEST CASTER ON THE BIG VL IS FIDDLEHEAD, SHE ROCKS AN ROLLS AND ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING NICE TO SAY.

DUMBFWORD GOODBYE OL E FRIEND

I JUST LEARNED THAT DFW HAS DIED FROM KIDNEY FAILURE. I LIKED DFW AS A SHOUTBOX CHATTER AS MANY DID AND SOME DID NOT. HE HAD, IN MY OPINION, A BITING WIT. NOT FOR EVERYBODY BUT I LIKED IT. I DIDNT GET AS CLOSE TO DFW IN THE E WORLD AS SOME BUT I NEVER DO. SO LONG DUMMY CAUSE WE KNOW THAT HATERS 11

ITS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF THE BIG VL

THE SCRAG NATION IS NOW THEEE KING OF VAUGHN. WITH CASTERS AND CHATTERS LEAVING IN DROVES, SCRAG HAS TAKEN OVER. GONE ARE THE DAYS OF SOFT TROLLING WHICH THE GREAT MOJO MADE ME FAMOUS FOR. NOW ITS HARD TROLLING THATS SURE TO UPSET THE E MASSES. TALKING ABOUT A WOMANS DEAD BABY AND PRESERVING A BELOVED PET IN THE FREEZER IS THE WAVE OF FUTURE TROOLING. IN  THE WORDS WRITTEN BY THE GREAT BOB DYLAN, THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN. 

THE WHIRLWIND SHOW, WITH SPECIAL GUEST HIPPERZ

HIPPI HAPPENED TO CATCH WHIRLWINDS CAST TODAY ON THE BIG VL. WHIRLWIND GRACIOUSLY  LET HIPPERZ TALK ON HIS CAST TO VENT HIS FRUSTRATIONS ABOUT SOCIAL CASTERS IN GENERAL. HIPPERZ THEN PROCEEDED TO CALL WHIRLWIND A SUGAR DADDY FAT FUCK FOR DADDYWARRBUCKS, SHAWENO A PEDOPHILE WHO LOVES TOUCHING LITTLE KIDDIES, AND WARRBUCKS A PEDO AND A MOTHER BEATER, OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON ALL YOUR SOULS.

TOP5 MOMMYS BASEMENTBOYS OF ALL TIME

COMING IN AT NUMBER 5 IS HOGSLAMMER. HES LOUD AND HES PROUD TO BE IN MOMMYS BASEMENT. NUMBER 4 IS PAQUET, DONT LET THE TRAILER TRASH WOOD PANELING  FOOL YOU. TRUST ME HES IN MOMMYS BASEMENT. NUMBER 3 IS RAZNET. NO DOUBT HE ENJOYS DRINKING 40 OUNCERS WHILE MOMMY CLEANS UP HIS MESS.  HARRY BALSACK COMES IN AT NUMBER 2.  THIS LOSER LOVES HANGING OUT IN MOMMYS BASEMENT   24/7 GETTING PAID TO BE A MOD ON BC WITH  CHEAP LAPTOPS, COFFEE MUGS AND T SHIRTS.   AND THEEEE NUMBER 1 MOMMYS BASEMENT BOY IS TROLL2. NOTHING THIS GUY SAYS IS TRUE, WELL EXCEPT FOR LOVING FOOD AND BEING A LARDASS. SPENDING ALL HIS WORTHLESS LIFE IN THE BASEMENT PRETENDING TO BE RELEVANT.  DREAM ON LOSER.